Let’s do the math:
Going to mall with friends:
Safe, no points.
Going into Build A Bear with friends:
It’s okay… they have kids- still no points.
Squealing that there is a “Toothless” to build at BAB:
OK… 5 DORK POINTS
Actually making “Toothless” for YOURSELF at BAB when you are 28 years old:
*facepalm* 100 DORK POINTS
Realising that the detachable wings for “Toothless” will fit on your cat and you squeal in delight after placing said wings on your cat:
INFINATE AMOUNT OF DORK POINTS.
For the curious, yes… yes, this is a true story. I did… I really did!
*facepalm* *kanye shrug* *sigh*
I never said I was grown. I am merely shaped like an adult…haha.