Hell hath no fury like this woman learning to crochet.
I like to tell myself that I can be patient. Apparently I am good at lying to myself. On a related note, crochet hooks make a very satisfying ping when they bounce off the table. (Straightens halo)
So, after I picked up my crochet hook and yarn… I managed to produce this monstrosity:
You can laugh, I most certainly did. Attempt two is still in progress. It is more rectangular in form, which is the quadrilateral I was aiming for in the first place.