If you have read my Cast of Characters page, you know Turkey is my hilarious “niece”.
She cracks me up constantly. After spending the past few days with her… I have to share some “Turkey Talk”.
–Talking to Bestie:
“Mom, I love Bubba, but I want a sister too.”
“No. We are done.”
“Well, I will just wish on a star like I did for Bubba and YOU WILL get pregnant again! ”
-After sassing back to Bestie:
Bestie: Don’t be smart!
Turkey: (honestly confused) But, I am smart…
Bestie: Dont be a “Smart-ellic” is what I meant!
–Dancing to the Just Dance game-
“This is my JAAAM! ”
–Also while playing Just Dance-
(Talking to Butthead)”C’mon Uncle ____, feel the beat with us! ”
Annnd my favorite from this weekend:
-Comes into living room where we are sitting around chatting-
Turkey:(Raises hands in “announcement” form) “Everyone- I have found us a new holiday to celebrate as a family!”
Bestie: Really? (Eyebrow raised and smirking- we all agreed later we were expecting a made up holiday)
Turkey: (very serious) Yes. It is called, Chanukah! (Very proud looking)
Me: (trying not to laugh) Turkey, hunny, we don’t celebrate Chanukah. We are not Jewish.
Turkey: (disappointed) But you get to light candles and get presents for eight days!
Bestie: Aw, hunny, we celebrate Christmas. Jewish people celebrate Chanukah, remember talking about Jewish people in your lessons?
Turkey: (sigh) Okayyy. Yes. (Sulks away)
Haha! Poor Turkey. She perked up after she realized her Elf wouldn’t come if we didn’t celebrate Christmas. She loves that dang Elf!
Hope you enjoyed Turkey talk! I see MIL tomorrow, so I might have another No Filter for you! ♡