More facepalms and snickers from MIL… for previous No Filters, check out my “Favorite Topics” page!
-Telling us a story about her old friend she recently visited:
MIL: …I feel so bad, she is living in a piece of ass little trailer…
Butthead: (cracks up) Mom, mom. (Laughs)
MIL: (looks confused) What? What is so funny?
Butthead: (still laughing) That’s NOT how you use that phrase!
MIL waves him off and keeps talking.
–Our convo about rice:
Buttheads nephew:(eating rice) I wonder what eats rice naturally?
Butthead: I dunno, it grows in flooded rice patties, kind of hard to access…
MIL: Foreigners eat the rice.
(We all stare at her)
MIL: Well, they do! It’s a staple in the asian diet!
Butthead: But, Mom, you can’t just say it like that! It sounds, bad!
MIL: Well… you know what I mean…
–Calling around about pre-cooked Thanksgiving Dinners:
MIL: What is in your deluxe dinner? Mhmm…how much is that? PFTTT! $150.00?! I think I can find a pie and rolls elsewhere!
(Somehow we get on the topic of strip clubs, don’t ask, I dunno!)
Buttheads brother: Yeah, in other states they don’t get naked. They just have pasties and panties.
MIL: Well, what’s the use in that? You can see the same thing on the beach!
(We all pause, look at her… then crack up)
Well…that’s all for this week! I have a feeling Thanksgiving will provide several good gems for me to share! 🙂 Til next time!♡♥♡♥