Got sassed by a 70 year old.
Got a couple of No Filter gems.
Got an odd gesture from an out of place bicyclist.
So, I am a care taker. My clients are an elderly couple. Ms. A is usually a cheery patient. Well, not today.
Today, my instructions were to keep her up until 12:30 then she could lay down. She has been in PT, so just sitting up is a strengthening exercise. She wanted none of this! She tried to get to the couch, by herself. I stop her and help her over. Sneaky lil thing thought she would pull one over on me, and threw her legs up to lay on the couch. This convo ensues:
Me: Nooooo, Ms. A. You have to sit up.
Ms. A: (cuts eyes) Says who?
Me: Your Physical Therapist.
Ms. A: Well, she ain’t here!
I also got a couple of No Filter-isms today as well. MIL was on it today!
Speaking of a scary situation that happened near by yesterday:
“Its things like that, that make me want a gun. I told myself I would get one years ago, before I divorced ______. Truth be told, its probally good I didn’t. He made me soooooo mad! I don’t think I woulda shot him, but it would have been tempting. (Laughs)”
Telling me about picking up our lunch at Subway: “As I was getting our sandwiches, they were toasting the guy behind me’s sandwich. It smelled so good, I thought about knocking him in the head and taking it! (Laughs)”
*I am not sure why so violent today! Haha! Not like she’d ever do it… I hope 😉 *
–Finally, as I was driving home, about 5 miles from home I passed a guy on a bicycle. Sounds normal enough… except we live a good ways out from town. Not many folks riding bikes. Then to add to the oddity, as I pass by him- he blows a kiss and waves! What?! I looked in my rearview, he’s still just waving away! WHAT?! Essh. Weird!
At least Butthead was getting dinner together when I arrived. Yummy, homemade chicken and rice soup. Ahhh. At least I didn’t have to fumble with another dinner disaster. 😉
C’est la vie!